George Santos the Crafty Queen

The Real Con Isn’t Serving Face

They say that politics is show business for ugly people, even if you do use campaign funds for Botox and Hermes purchases. To the general public, George Santos's antics are bizarre, insidious, and immoral, but to any New York City gay, Georgie is quite simply being a crafty f*ggot. Every gay boy under the age of thirty in New York dreams of stealing from the rich and giving to themselves. Some may frequent the haunts of Townhouse, or Seeking Arrangements, but Georgie found a more suitable sugar daddy in Congress.