Lohanthony: secretly queening out to BRAT
why Anthony Quintal should read cracks in pomo
This recent tweet dares to ask if Lohanthony is “secretly queening out to BRAT.” In response, this poster insists that she “just knows he is,” and that “one day it’s all going to make sense and he’s gonna be ok” and that he’ll figure out a way to synthesize his love for Jesus and pop stars.
If only someone would share cracks in pomo with him. Then it probably would all make sense, and he would be (more than) ok.
Some of you who were alive during the Vine era may remember the internet celebrity known as Lohanthony. The Massachusetts native went viral in 2012—at the age of 13—for telling you b*tches that you are all basic, whilst swinging his leg around in the air. He went on to put out more sassy content revolving around throwing shade, fawning over celebrities (including Ariana Grande, who appeared in one of his Vines), and twerking.
In 2015, he released a “coming out” post which, let’s be honest, was really rather unnecessary (assuming you have eyes to see and ears to hear…and gaydar that’s a least mildly in tune). Yet after a hiatus, Anthony Quintal erased all of his old posts and released a new video in 2020 entitled “Jesus Delivers – Surviving Sexuality” in which he renounced his immoral past, and announced his conversion to Catholicism and committed himself to celibacy.