The real reason I can't vote for Zohran
it's not what you think
I have written several times about Zohran in PoMo, as well as in The Federalist and ARC. Yet I never told you who I was or wasn’t voting for.
As we all know, Cracks in PoMo is incontrovertibly not a political outlet. Who are we to pontificate about our political views? Why would I insult your intelligence by presuming to replace your conscience? I am not God. I am not that important. Our only interest in politics is in cultural politics and in metacommentaries on political discourse. So why, you must be wondering, would I write an article about who I voted for?
The answer is probably not what you were thinking.